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(via misfitsworld)
Posted on April 16, 2012 via puny god. with 8,614 notes
Source: hawkwidowed
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(via fuckyeahbritishcomedy)
Posted on February 27, 2012 via most likely with 996 notes
Source: sunshineanderson
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OH, I’M SORRY, WERE YOU LOOKING FOR THE GOODIES?
KEEP ON LOOKING, DOUCHEBAG, ‘CAUSE THEY STAY IN THE JAR.
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(via starkidappreciationblog)
Posted on February 13, 2012 via PigFarts!!! with 902 notes
Source: pigfarts-avps
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NEVERMIND. I’LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU TOO.
DON’T FORGET ME, I BEGGED.
BUT I REMEMBER YOU SAID:
SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE BUT SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEAD.
SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE.
BUT SOMETIMES IT HURSTS INSTEAD.
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THIS IS AN ENCYCLOPEDIA.
IT’S LIKE WIKIPEDIA EXCEPT YOU CAN TRUST IT.
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IT’S LIKE, I WANT TO SMASH THE SYSTEM BUT I BUY MY SHOES AT THE MALL, MAN.
I SMOKE MEDICAL GRADE KUSH.
I AM WHAT I HATE, YOU KNOW?
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(via fuckyeahbritishcomedy)
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Oh no, my period!
funny cos it’s true…oh wait…
Posted on November 6, 2011 via Lemonclan Archive with 20,216 notes
Source: lemonclanarchive
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Posted on October 25, 2011 via Lemonclan Archive with 285 notes
Source: lemonclanarchive
i once had a flirtatious relationship with a stack of hay until it turned out to be my cousin
but (starkid, glee, how i met your mother, community, the mighty boosh, arrested development, clone high, the it crowd, and sooo many more) i'd love you if you were the horse that ate my cousin
but not if you ate my tie. because its cute. and i look so happy about it.
